Jokes from my teacher(gwen)!!!

QN1..猪,羊,牛 walks in 7-11. 牛&猪got beaten up,but why not 羊?

Ans: 7-11不打烊[nv closed](羊)

Qn2..A chocolate cake was on a tree top & refuses to come down. Who manage to encourage it to come down?

Ans:猪鼓励蛋糕

Qn3..aladdin have how may bros?

ANs: 阿拉丁, 甲乙丙丁！ so have 3 brothers (阿拉甲，阿拉乙，阿拉丙，阿拉丁)!!

Happy Chinese new year eve to all!! hohoho!!! wan wan wan to somebody!!! lalalala waitng waiting waiting... i am used to waiting la... boo!!! can don let me wait anymore by working in the fastlane? haha HOHOHO!!! kk Chinese New Year will be arriving in another few more hours and guess what come to mind when speaking of chinese new year? haha the ans is ANG POW!! ANG POW!! ANG POW!! BAK KWA BAK KWA!!! FOOD FOOD AND MANY OTHERS LIKE GIRLS GIRLS GIRLS(haha jkjk)not girls la but sth else? maybe happiness happiness? ,loves loves? wadever wadever? lalala...
i think i am getting high all of a sudden... weird? haha yeah its weird... i am going crazy!!!lalala